wifipasswords:

I JUST REALIZED NONE OF YOU HAVE EVER HEARD ME TALK

(via thisisnotmyfairytaleendingg)

icarly-official:

if you use the bible as an excuse towards being anti gay dont forget that:

  • shrimp
  • pork
  • obesity
  • torn clothes (like ripped jeans)
  • wearing clothing made from 2 different fabrics
  • cutting your hair
  • shaving
  • tattoos
  • and working on Sundays

are all listed as abominations in the bible as well

(via curly-met-fringe)

slimiest:

a CEO walks into his office “any messages?” he asks his assistant
“two anons want to know who tom petty is and one just says ‘post your ballsack’”
“got it. check my dashboard”
“that skeleton gif you like is back again”
he rubs his chin pensively “mm. reblog that”

(via walkslikejesus)

clothobuerocracy:

sunshineface0014:

ridge:

it’s weird how people talk bad about strippers but no one says anything about the people who go to see them

!!!!!!!!!

Who’s worse? The woman who dances on a pole making $600 a day or the man stepping out on his wife and family to throw singles at a complete stranger?

(via ftzsmmns)

*takes 19 selfies*

*deletes 22 selfies*

(Source: k999, via uncloses)

(Source: epic-vines, via twerknugget)

benfoldsone:

okaysizedbangtheory:

you done it

congration

(Source: stevesfriend, via thefuuuucomics)

pizza:

i always change my mind about everything except the password i have been using since i was 10

(via hate)

improbableworld:

oh my god its a bunny doing its shopping. i love my life right now

(Source: bunnyfood, via walkslikejesus)

fcukharry:

one day your gonna see a cute boy and he’s gonna become your boyfriend or husband he won’t just be another cute boy added to the list of guys that ignored you

(via ckings)