I have a friend in the audience tonight, he’s called Bradley…”

(Source: giggleharry, via jadedzayn)

sexualmuke:

my humour starts again

(via spookyluek)

halloweenniall:

*gets proposed to at One Direction concert*

*says yes but winks to Niall over fiancee’s shoulder as we embrace*

(via ishalloweenaf)

a fan tells niall a joke 9/28/14

(Source: craicthatniall, via jadedzayn)

a haiku about math

thatsabsurrrrd:

nightfair:

what is going on
who buys sixty bananas
i don’t get this shit

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(Source: clairvoyantwitch, via pizzaplier)

craftbeerhallputsch:

specterofcommunism:

zhouenlaid:

heroque:

kingcheddarxvii:

Had a dream just now that Macklemore was named TIME magazine’s Most Muggable Musician and he showed up at an interview to accept the award and they mugged him

What’s the point of mugging someone who only has $20 in their pocket

$20 can get you many peanuts

explain how

Money can be exchanged for goods and services

(Source: kingmunsterxvii, via mcwrap)

sirghostlydick:

s/o to all the girls who think they want big boobs because bitch you thought

(via shadowspico)

rezpiral:

madsturbating:

Take my computer away from me

it’s that time again…

(via pizzaplier)

harrystylesdildo:

cosbyykidd:

harrystylesdildo:

When he say he gonna eat ya ass and you aint showered yet

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I’ll see yall in church

When yall see each other in church the day after he ate ya dirty ass

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(via 5wing-lif3-away)

vanillish:

when mcdonalds forgets your barbeque sauceimage

(via 5wing-lif3-away)